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Ezra tell us who wins... A FIGHT TO THE DEATH?

  1. Spider Man vs. Batman: Batman, after all he once kicked Superman's ass. (Look it Up)  
  2. Bill Gates vs. Tom from MySpace: Bill Gates, I am sure he would have some cool gadgets. 
  3. George Sr. vs. George W.: George Sr. could not even raise him right, so probably George W 
  4. Courtney Love vs. Amy Winehouse: They would probably more just agree to get wasted together
  5. Dr. Seuss vs. Mother Goose: C'mon, they would never fight. You gotta draw the line somewhere...

Ladies and Gentleman Ezra's Joke of the Week.

Three pieces of string walk into a bar. The first piece of string goes up to the bartender and says, "Give me a beer please." Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The next piece of string decides to give it a try so he goes up to the bar and says, "Hey buddy, we just want some beers, give us a break alright?" Bartender says, "I told your friend no and now I'm telling you no!" The third piece of string is determined to get the beers. He walks into the bathroom and ties himself up and then frays his edges and then walks back to the bar and says, "How you doing bartender? Can I get three beers please?" Bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a piece of string?" Piece of String says, "Nope...I'm a frayed knot."

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